Never Lukewarm!

Tomorrow my girl is graduating, so tonight her Dad is taking us out to dinner. What does a neurotic vegetarian lesbian do of an afternoon when she doesn't have to cook? Why, the same thing as anybody! I translate Joanna Newsom songs into (bad) Indonesian, and watch episodes of Iron Chef on youtube.

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about:




Iron Chef is the greatest cooking show that has ever been on television. Let Tofu Battle prove this to you:



I leave you now with the hilariously bad literal translation from Joanna, to Indonesian, and back to English:

The planes moo'd and moved
Like whales stranded on the beach
Like snails without houses